John Daly, who is prone to ditching his top in practice rounds to free up his spleen-shattering, over-extended backswing, shows the fruit of his weight room labor and the vast reaches of international athletic superstardom.
Another PGA Tour mainstay, Doug Barron, bears his chest. (Shown in designer plaid trousers by Joseph A. Bank's Leadbetter collection)
Tiger Woods displays the body that launched a thousand Vegas cocktail waitresses. (Beanie by Roc-A-Wear)
Phil Mickelson remains tastefully clad while suggestively revealing the source of his tremendous length off the tee and milky smooth short game.
Moving beyond golf, we find Pete Rose in a vintage shot. Long before Michael Vick, Rose made animal cruelty (notice the leopard-printed skivvies) athlete-chic.
From the same archive comes Jim Palmer, Orioles' Hall of Famer and no stranger to the weight room. Palmer never took the mound without his patterened bikini bottoms
All-star outfielder and Skoal spokesman -turned hedgefund manager savant -turned bankrupted buffoon Lenny "Nails" Dykstra "bears" all (get it? bull/bear market?)
Ensemble performer of the steroid era, Brady Anderson, displays how a light-hitting corner outfielder can turn Maris-chaser with the right blend of chemical compounds and Adonis-esque arrogance.
Andre Agassi may have felt he needed a hair piece to satisfy tennis fans, but here proves here he is flocculent in all the right places.
How did this physique plummet to the sixth round!? Tom Brady shows what it takes to bag a supermodel.
Vince Young, Patron bottle to the face, demonstrates that a strict regimen of alcohol and exercise can cure even the deepest depression.
There you have it. Feel free to propagate these images directly onto your operating systems' desktops or post them in your gym locker for inspiration. Oh, the varied anatomies of our sports heroes!
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